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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Don't Cheat on People!


You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about
a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,
to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family,
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he
wanted to give everyone a special gift
just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the gift to everyone,
and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of
them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, F--- you!

Then he turned to his bride and said, F--- you!.

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm
outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as
if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members.

This guy has nuts the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's


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